KILANI

PERSONAL INFO

21 years old 

5’5” 120 pounds

Color of the week: Purple, green, orange

 

LOOK

Emo-Goth Hipster

Covered in Temp Tats

 

NYU (dropout)

Pot dealer

Club GoGo Cage Dancer (part-time)

 

WORDS SHE HEARS THE MOST

“Shut up, Kilani!”

 

CAUSE

Free The Nipple

 

RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY

Rastafarian — “Ganja is my religion”

Bob Marley is her prophet

 

HOBBY

Clubbing

 

SEXUAL ORIENTATION

Mostly Straight

 

RELATIONSHIPS

Hanish Mrvcka (Czech transfer student)

Hundreds of one night stands

 

RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY

Rastafarian — “ganja is my religion”

Bob Marley is His prophet

 

BESTIE

Máilí

 

HOBBY

Clubbing

 

HERO

Ryūko Matoi of Anime Kill la Kill

 

WEAPON

Extendable Baton 

She calls “Dick Whipper”

 

FANTASY LOVER

Chris Hemsworth in Thor costume

 

GREATEST FEAR

Being relegated to a normal life.

 

POWER/SKILLS

Street smarts, courage, and a big mouth

Social Media Phenom: 987,602 followers @shutupkilani

Contacts from every rung of NYC society (mostly lower ones)

COPING MECHANISM

Deflection/Humor —always has a wise-ass remark

Everything a mother wouldn't want her daughter to be.

 

College Dropout.

Pot dealer.
Addicted to temp tats.
Her cause is "Free The Nipple".

A Wanna-Be Superhero, but in actuality a weak-ass, wise-ass Sidekick.

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Embraces being a loser!

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Kilani Lalani is the personification of a jobless, club-hopping, drug-doing millennial who knows more useless social media and pop culture factoids than book knowledge. She doesn’t seem to give a shit about anything. She lives for the moment. No past. No future. Especially no future.

 

Her thing? Deflection. Turning everything into a joke. Because she is such a goof-off, she does not have the respect of the other Thumpers. While she is a sometimes vegan who shot her own naked PETA poster covered in gerbils, she can’t really commit to anything. 

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In The Chronicles 

Kilani’s first lead role in the Chronicles is in “Frisco City”. There, she will come as close as she’ll ever get to becoming a hero.