21 years old
5’5” 120 pounds
Color of the week: Purple, green, orange
Covered in Temp Tats
Club GoGo Cage Dancer (part-time)
WORDS SHE HEARS THE MOST
“Shut up, Kilani!”
Free The Nipple
Rastafarian — “Ganja is my religion”
Bob Marley is her prophet
Hanish Mrvcka (Czech transfer student)
Hundreds of one night stands
Rastafarian — “ganja is my religion”
Bob Marley is His prophet
Ryūko Matoi of Anime Kill la Kill
She calls “Dick Whipper”
Chris Hemsworth in Thor costume
Being relegated to a normal life.
Street smarts, courage, and a big mouth
Social Media Phenom: 987,602 followers @shutupkilani
Contacts from every rung of NYC society (mostly lower ones)
Deflection/Humor —always has a wise-ass remark
Everything a mother wouldn't want her daughter to be.
Addicted to temp tats.
Her cause is "Free The Nipple".
A Wanna-Be Superhero, but in actuality a weak-ass, wise-ass Sidekick.
Embraces being a loser!
Kilani Lalani is the personification of a jobless, club-hopping, drug-doing millennial who knows more useless social media and pop culture factoids than book knowledge. She doesn’t seem to give a shit about anything. She lives for the moment. No past. No future. Especially no future.
Her thing? Deflection. Turning everything into a joke. Because she is such a goof-off, she does not have the respect of the other Thumpers. While she is a sometimes vegan who shot her own naked PETA poster covered in gerbils, she can’t really commit to anything.
In The Chronicles
Kilani’s first lead role in the Chronicles is in “Frisco City”. There, she will come as close as she’ll ever get to becoming a hero.